Tuesday 25 December 2012

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sicky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!

No wonder men are happier.



Tuesday 10 July 2012

Hollywood celebrities who hate each other

When you are fighting for celebrity and fame on such a competitive “market”, you will surely make some enemies.

In this article we are going to talk about Hollywood celebrities who hate each other, and we are also going to tell you why.

Madonna vs. Lady Gaga

The similarities between the two singers are obvious: Lady GaGa is trying to shock and amaze the audience today, like Madonna did when she was younger.

But it seems that this is not random. Madonna thinks Lady GaGa is plagiarizing her even if she was careful not to use these exact same words.

Madonna thinks that Lady GaGa’s “Born This Way” song is copied from “Express Yourself”, one of Madonna’s older songs. Obviously, Lady GaGa says this is not true. And if we were to look more carefully at Madonna’s recent video, we notice that she also started to copy the GaGa style.


Rihanna vs. Ciara

A bad girl like Rihanna surely has enemies in showbiz.

Ciara recently appeared in a tv show where she not conly commented Rihanna’s outfit but also her personality. Rihanna replied on Twitter saying that she is more successful than Ciara and Ciara has started to launch some empty threats.


Daniel Craig vs. The Kardashian Family

In a recent interview Daniel Craig said that the Kardashian sisters get millions of dollars to behave like idiots in their reality show. And we have to admit that Daniel was not far from the truth.

Kris Jenner, the mother of the Kardashian sisters, replied saying that a real man has to apologize in public for this offense. The Kardashian sisters refused to comment.


Madonna vs. Elton John

They are showbiz veterans. The two are rivals for a long time, but they decided to keep their problems out of the tabloids. This until The 2012 Golden Globe awards when they competed for one of the awards. Elton John said that Madonna’s song has to chance of winning. Well, Madonna won and David Furnish, Elton John’s husband made some not very nice comments on Facebook about Madonna’s song.


Christina Aguilera vs. Kelly Osbourne

The conflict between these two girls started because of their weight problems. Every time she gets the chance, Kelly Osbourne says that Christina Aguilera is fat, the same thing Christina said about Kelly for years. Now the tables have turned since Christina has gained some weight and Kelly lost some.

 

Saturday 23 June 2012

Celebrities With Brain

Beautiful girls are a dime a dozen when it comes to Hollywood, but brains … not so much. You don’t have to look too long at the tabloids in the supermarket checkout lines (or hell watch Fox News or CNN for a few minutes and you’re sure to catch the latest on Paris or Lindsay) to see that most famous actresses and singers didn’t exactly graduate from Harvard.

But there are movie stars out there who actually did graduate from Harvard. And Yale. And Oxford. Some of the hottest actresses out there have resumes that are more impressive than their looks. Here are ten of the hottest smart girls in Hollywood:

10: Emma Thompson

Background: Two time academy award winner (Best Actress for Howard’s End, and Best Adapted Screenplay for Sense and Sensibility), she’s recently been seen in Stranger Than Fiction and in the Harry Potter movie series as Professor Trelawney.

Evidence of brains: Thompson graduated from Cambridge with a major in English literature. Won an academy award for screenwriting.

Why she’s hot: Cute blonde british girl, what’s not to like? Also, has an incredible smile.

Photographic evidence:






9: Rashida Jones

Background: Best known as Karen Filippelli on The Office. Also made appearances on Boston Public and Freaks and Geeks. Daughter of media mogul Quincy Jones.


Evidence of brains: Jones is multi-talented, having taken piano lessons from the age of five. Graduated from Harvard in 1997 after studying religion and philosophy.


Why she’s hot: Jim’s rebound girl after getting denied by Pam, which has to count for something.


Photographic evidence:





8: Alicia Keys

Background: Keys has won nine Grammy’s, eleven Billboard Music Awards, and three American Music Awards. She’s sold roughly 20 million records in her career so far.

Evidence of brains: Despite growing up in Hell’s Kitchen, Keys graduated from the Professional Performing Arts School in Manhattan at the age of sixteen as Valedictorian. She had a scholarship to Columbia University, but decided to pursue her musical career. Fairly smart decision there.

Why she’s hot:

All about the braids and that hair. Plus there’s just something hot about a girl banging away at a piano.

Photographic evidence:


7: Jennifer Beals
Background: Beals has been around damn near forever, first coming to the scene in 1983’s Flashdance. Currently stars on Showtime’s The L Word, where she plays Bette Porter, an Ivy League Educated lesbian.
Evidence of brains: Graduated from Yale University with a B.A. in English lit.
Why she’s hot: I’m repeating myself, but come on: Currently stars on Showtime’s The L Word, where she plays Bette Porter, an Ivy League Educated lesbian.
Photographic evidence:



6: Kate Beckinsale
Background: Has starred in numerous big box office blockbusters such as Pearl Harbor,Click, and Underworld.
Evidence of brains: Won multiple W. H. Smith Young Writers competitions in her teens, studied foreign language and literature at Oxford.
Why she’s hot: Always showing up on lists of hottest women (best showing #16 in Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2003, also named England’s #1 Beauty by HELLO! magazine in 2002.
Photographic evidence:

5: Sharon Stone
Background: One of the most famous actresses in the world, appearing in one of the most famous scenes in movie history.
Evidence of brains: Actually flunked out of high school as a rebellious teenager, but there’s a good chance that was due to boredom. Stone’s IQ has been tested at 154.
Why she’s hot: She helped make it cool to leave the underwear at home.
Photographic evidence:

4. Jodie Foster
Background: Broke out in 1976 with her role in Taxi Driver. Has won two Best Actress Oscar’s for her roles in The Accused and The Silence of the Lambs.
Evidence of brains: Possibly the most brilliant actress alive, Foster graduated Valedictorian from a French speaking prep school in LA before heading off to Yale where she graduated magna cum laude with a B.A. in literature. Is actually intelligent enough to keep her personal life out of the press.
Why she’s hot: Pretty much the embodiment of the word “cute”. And there’s nothing wrong with a strong woman: she took on Hannibal Lector and did pretty well for herself.
Photographic evidence:





3. Jennifer Connelly
Background: Won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her work in A Beautiful Mind. Has a history of picking roles in intelligent films.
Evidence of brains: Went to Yale and studied English, but eventually transferred to Stanford where she finished her Bachelor’s. Speaks three languages fluently (French and Italian).
Why she’s hot: Start at the incredible eyes and head south. Plus, you know, you have to respect a girl willing to go ass to ass. Ahem.
Photographic evidence:

2. Natalie Portman
Background: Career was launched with her role in The Phantom Menace, but she was actually working years before that with roles in movies such as Heat and Mars Attacks!.
Evidence of Brains: Graduated from Harvard University in 2003 with a bachelor’s in psychology, and has pursued grad studies at Hebrew University in Jerusalem. Speaks five languages.
Why she’s hot: She’s been every geek’s fantasy for eight years now, and it’s pretty easy to see why.
Photographic evidence:

1. Elizabeth Shue
Background: Was an 80’s hottie in films such as The Karate Kid, Adventures in Babysiting, and Back to the Future, but she showed that she’d grown up in the film Leaving Las Vegas, portraying a prostitute mixed up with a suicidal alcoholic.
Evidence of Brains: Attended Wellesley College and Harvard University, but withdrew to pursue her acting career. Went back and finished fifteen years later, graduating from Harvard with a degree in government.
Why she’s hot: Any child of the 80’s could tell you that Shue is the ultimate girl next door.
Photographic evidence:






Saturday 16 June 2012

The Many (Lame) Excuses of Lindsay Lohan

If there’s one thing Lindsay Lohan is good for, it’s entertainment.

Oh, not entertainment as in the movies she acts in or the music she records (does she still do either of those things? Please advise.) We mean the entertainment that she kindly provides the world by acting like the world’s biggest, most clueless drugged-up moron. Seriously—in Hollywood right now, writers are scratching their heads, thinking, Why didn’t we come up with this stuff?

While we love cackling at her rotting teeth or her bloated, distended face, what really warms our cold, black hearts are the myriad creative excuses that she gives for why nothing is ever, ever her fault.

Lame Excuse #1: That Truck Cut Me Off

Just this past week, Lindsay’s rented Porsche got into a tangle with a semi truck in Santa Monica. It was the truck’s fault, though; Lindsay claims he cut her off. Also, she tried to stop and her brakes failed.

Lame Excuse #2: The Black Guy Did It

Back in the summer of 2007, Lindsay got angry with her assistant and decided to hijack an SUV, embarking on a high-speed chase through Santa Monica. A great plan, but one that was complicated by the fact that there were three men in the car when she got in. When the cops finally intervened, Lindsay reportedly defended her honor by saying, “I wasn’t driving; the black kid was.”

Lame Excuse #3: Someone Else Put Cocaine In My Pants

During the investigation of this exact same infraction, police discovered a bag of cocaine in her pants pocket. Sorry—not her pants pocket, just the pocket of the pants that she happened to be wearing at that particular moment. They totally weren’t hers. Lindsay told police that she was wearing someone else’s pants. Case closed!

Lame Excuse #4: Someone Stole My Passport

In May 2010, Lindsay had a planned court date where she was to answer for missing her alcohol education classes. In anticipation of this important event, she decided to go to France for the Cannes Film Festival. Unfortunately for LiLo, Cannes and the celebrities who attend tend to make the news, so prosecutors were a little miffed that she was partying along the Cote d’Azur when she was supposed to be atoning in Los Angeles. But it totally wasn’t Lindsay’s fault, because someone stole her passport, leaving her stranded in France.

Lame Excuse #5: I Couldn't Do Community Service Because the Staff Was Mean

Lindsay was ordered to do community service at the Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles, for at least four hours each day. Staffers reported to the judge that Lindsay repeatedly left after less than an hour. When the judge asked her why she did not stay for the required amount of time, Lindsay explained that the staff was really mean to her and that’s why she didn’t stay. Duh.


Lame Excuse #6: The Anklet Malfunctioned

Remember when Lindsay was sentenced to house arrest and had to wear a monitoring anklet? Remember when the bracelet went off and summoned the police? That was because it was defective and had a malfunction, not because Lindsay did anything that would go against her probation. Whoever would believe that Lindsay Lohan would do something to violate her probation? Her rep said that when the cops arrived, Lindsay was just relaxing at home and reading scripts, just like a beautiful little angel.

Lame Excuse #7: I Didn't Steal That Necklace, They Loaned It To Me

Lots of stores let you take their merchandise without paying for it, so that’s why Lindsay was confused in February 2011 when an L.A. jeweler claimed that Lindsay had stolen a $2500 necklace. She said that they offered to loan it to her, and that she was just sooo busy working that she hadn’t had a chance to return it yet. See? There’s an innocent explanation for everything.


8 Points of Wedding Advice for Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, in her ongoing attempt to prove to her adoring public how she is officially A Woman now, has announced that she is going to get hitched to her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth “for, like, forever n stuff.”

Well, mazel tov, Miley! Cheers to an entire lifetime of wedded bliss, or at the very least a year or two of moderately favorable press coverage. But planning a wedding is hard—the etiquette, the décor, the dress code, dealing with friends and family—and Miley, while totally A Woman, is a fairly young woman, so she might need a little guidance in knowing what’s appropriate and what’s not. (We have a feeling that her mom is not exactly a force of reason in her life.) So here are some wedding dos and don’ts that should help Miley make her big day more fairy tale fete and less hillbilly hoedown.

1. Do NOT Sing at Your Own Wedding
Seriously, don’t. It’s a huge temptation for performers, and even if they don’t have the inclination to do it, it’s very common for friends and family to suggest it. But no matter whose idea it is, it’s tacky, tacky, tacky. Especially if the singer’s music tends to be more of the “cutoff shorts and stripper pole” variety. Consider this rule of thumb: Frank Sinatra and Whitney Houston did not sing at their own weddings. If they didn’t, nobody else gets to, either.

2. Do NOT Choose a Dress By Virtue of Its “Womanliness”
Yes, Miley. You are A Woman. You are not a little girl anymore. You are all grown up and mature and in control and legal and sexy and adult. We have no problem with this; it’s how life works. So just choose something nice and sensible that is comfy and flattering. Don’t feel like the only way to prove your womanhood is by wearing the skimpiest, sluttiest, most spangled set of pasties you can find. This is a bad idea. “Wow, when I look back at my wedding pictures, I wish I looked more like a stripper,” said nobody ever.

3. Do NOT Listen to Your Mom
Your mom Tish may try to give you advice. Do not take it. After all, she once dated Bret Michaels. (not retro Bret; modern Bret who has hung out on a bus with VH1 contestants for years.) This demonstrates poor judgment.

4. Do NOT Listen to Your Dad
Your dad Billy Ray once thought that this was a really hot, happenin’ look.

This demonstrates poor judgment.

5. Do NOT Let the Tabloids Document It
Various celeb rags may offer you money to let them photograph your shower, bachelorette party, dress shopping excursions, ceremony, and honeymoon. If there’s one thing that the Kim Kardashian saga has taught us, it’s that going down this path will leave you divorced, disgraced, and dating a douchebag like Kanye West. Avoid.

6. Do NOT Record a Song Together
Or film a video together or do any other type of collaboration on your upcoming album. You’re young, Miley, but some of us remember 2003, when Jennifer Lopez’s video for “Jenny From the Block” featured her relationship with then-boyfriend Ben Affleck, in a thinly fictionalized account of their tabloid life together. It was intended as a statement on how happy they were and how they were soulmates and how awesome it was to be Bennifer 4-eva and GIANT PINK DIAMOND. At this moment, are you thinking, Wait—so Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez dated? Exactly.

7. Do NOT Have a Baby Right Away
This is hard to say, Miley, but the fact is, a lot of people who get married young don’t stay married long. That’s just a fact, don’t hate us! Sure, that kid from Hansen got married at like fourteen and is apparently wildly happy with a passel of Christian children out in Oklahoma, but he seems to be the exception. Britney Spears, Macaulay Culkin, Drew Barrymore, Kate Hudson, and LeAnn Rimes all got married really young, too, and you know how that turned out. Culkin, Barrymore, and Rimes are the only ones who didn’t pop out kids right away, and they’re the ones who have moved on the most gracefully. Having a child is a lot more than a good way to prove to the world that you’re having sex. (Yes, Miley, we get it. You’re A Woman.)

8. Do Sign a Prenup
Obviously.

Wednesday 6 June 2012

Miss Miley Hemsworth

Keliatannya Miss Miley Cyrus sudah menemukan suami pertamanya. setelah tiga tahun hidup dalam dosa pacaran, dan menolak saran dari abangnya, Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth akhirnya bertekuk lutut melamar pacarnya. Personally, aku ga sabar banget buat ngeliat Miley berjalan menuju altar dengan gaun pengantin yang sudah pasti akan memamerkan pakaian dalamnya.

Menurut km, apa mereka berdua bakalan bersama sampai maut memisahkan, yah katakanlah sampai 70 taun, gt? ato apa Miley terlalu cepat untuk memulai mengumpulkan mantan2 suaminya?


Tuesday 5 June 2012

My Feeling About Harry Potter

When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice, and general ignorance. These books taught us that it doesn’t matter how you were raised, but that you get to choose to be kind, loyal, brave, and true. They taught us to be strong under the pressures of this world and to hold fast to what we know to be right. These books taught me so much, they changed me as a person. So just because they’re set against a fantastical backdrop with young protagonists does not mean that their value is any less real.

This.

First book: Starts with the double murder of a pair of twenty-one year olds who were much missed and leaving their baby son a war orphan. A child growing up in abusive conditions that would give Cinderella the horrors. Dealing with peers and teachers who are bullies. The fickleness of fame (from the darling of Gryffindor to the outcast.) The idea that there are things worth fighting and dying for, spoken by the child protagonist. Three children promptly acting on that willingness to sacrifice their lives, and two of them getting injured doing so.

Second book: The equivalent of racism with the pro-pureblood attitude. Plot driven by an eleven year old girl being groomed and then used by a charming, handsome older male. The imbalance of power and resultant abuse inherent in slavery. Fraud perpetuated by stealing something very intimate.

Third book: The equivalent of ableism with a decent, kind and competant adult being considered less than human because he has an illness that adversely affects his behaviour at certain times. A justice system that is the opposite of just. Promises of removing an abused child from the abusive environment can’t always be kept. The innocent suffer while the guilty thrive.

Fouth book: More fickleness of fame. The privileged mistreating and undermining the underprivileged because they can. A master punishing a slave for his own misjudgment, and the slave blaming herself. A sports tournament which involves mortal risk being cheered by spectators. A wonderful young man being murdered simply because he was in the way. A young boy being tortured, humilated and nearly murdered.

Fifth book: PTSD in the teenage protagonist. Severe depression in the protagonist’s godfather, triggered by inherited mental health issues and being forced to stay in a house where abuse occured. A bigoted tyrant who lives to crush everyone under her heel, torturing a teenager for telling the truth in the name of the government (and trying to suck his soul out too). The discovery that your idols can have feet of clay after all. An effort to save the life of someone dear and precious actually costing that very same life. The loss of a father-figure and the resultant guilt.

Sixth book: The idea that a soul can be broken beyond repair. Drugs with the potential for date rape are shown as having achieved exactly that in at least one case, resulting in a pregnancy. Well-meaning chauvinism trying to control the love life of a young woman. Internalised prejuidce resulting in refusing the one you love, not out of lack of love but out of fear of tainting them. The mortality of those that seem powerful and larger than life.

Seventh book: Bad situations can get worse, to the point where even the privileged end up suffering and afraid. More internalised prejudice and fear hysterical terror of tainting those you love. Self-sacrifice and the loss of loved ones, EVERYWHERE. Those who are bitter are often so with a reason. The necessity of defeating your inner demons, even though it’s never as cool as it sounds. Don’t underestimate those that are enslaved. Other people’s culture isn’t always like your own. Things often come full circle (war ending with the death of a dearly-loved pair of new parents and their orphaned baby son living with his dead mother’s blood relative instead of his young godfather). Even if ‘all is well’ the world is still imperfect, because it’s full of us brilliant imperfect humans.

Monday 14 May 2012

The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See


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Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.

Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.

Here are the fifteen worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:

15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:



Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.

14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:




As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.

13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:

Before:

After:





Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.

12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:




Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.

11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:





Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
Photographic Evidence:


Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:

Last year I had so many lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy.


9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:



Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.

8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
Photographic Evidence:



Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*

7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:




Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.

6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:




And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.

5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:




Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.

4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:



This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:



She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.

3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
Photographic Evidence:




If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s the You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:

Before:




After:




This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.

Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.

Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.

1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:




Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.